Emotional regression. Awesome. I will never dare ever from now on to think I'm starting to get my shit together because I will immediately regress and start being an asshole to myself again.

On the bright side: I love strangers, and one gave me a ring on the bus today. He said he's been trying to sell it but gave up and decided to just give it to the next pretty girl he saw. Aw. Looks like I'm getting married again.